Movie grade Reviews:I watch them so you dont have to

Kung Fu Panda

johnnybandit — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:43:13 +0000

Very amusing cartoon movie. Nothing spectacular about but it does contain a good story line, in which Jack Black is able to put his Blackism’s into effect. If being entertained for 1-1/2 hours is what you are after then this is your movie. If your looking for some awesomely spectacular cartoon movie to astound and astonish you with its plotline and theatrics (ie anything with Pixar) then wait for rental.
I give it a 3.5 out of 5.

Language A
violence B
sex nudity A
family friendly A
entertainment Value B

RAMBO

johnnybandit — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:20:28 +0000

Alright I have to admit I was excited to see this movie. I love the old Rambo flicks, and this one did not let me down. This is not a movie for kids, because it is uberviolent. It is a good movie to watch if you want to get out some aggression. There is enough killing in this movie to last a life time. i am sure Jesus would not approve, but I am a sucker for a good violent war flick.

Sexual content A
Language F
violence F
guy entertainment value B+
child friendly F

The Invisible

johnnybandit — Tue, 27 May 2008 04:05:16 +0000

This is a decent watch. It is about a boy who is beat into a comalike state and then his spirit has to get people to save his life before his body dies.

***

Sexual content A
Violence C
Language C
entertainment value B
child Friendly C

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

johnnybandit — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:49:12 +0000

Ok this movie is definitely a must see for Indiana jones fans, but I would not expect too much out of it. it is the most unbelievable of all the Indiana Jones movies. I could venture to say it is probably not gonna be one of the top five movies of the summer either. It is a good movie to see in the theatre…

Sexual Content A
Violence B
Language A
entertainment value B
child friendly B

Strange Wilderness

johnnybandit — Thu, 22 May 2008 01:23:35 +0000

In my opinion not a very good movie. There might be a couple of funny parts but not worth putting up with the rest of the movie, and this movie does have the typical hollywood filler.

Sexual Content D
Violence D
Language F
Entertainment value F
Child Friendly F

Ironman

johnnybandit — Mon, 19 May 2008 04:01:31 +0000

Excellent Marvel movie. Although he does come off as a bit if a womanizer it does not show anything. It is one of the best marvel films to date.

Sex Nudity B
Violence B
Language A
entertainment value A
child friendly B

Good Luck Chuck

johnnybandit — Mon, 19 May 2008 03:52:58 +0000

One word…..Porno. I could not get through the first thirty minutes of this movie. It was absolutely horrible, and I was actually suprised it could get released with an R rating. Hollywood has fallen to a new low.

Sex Nudity F-
language F
violence B
entertainment value F
child friendly F

Overall F

Untraceable

johnnybandit — Mon, 19 May 2008 00:37:13 +0000

This is an excellet thriller to watch. The movie has mild langauge, and a few grahically intense torture scenes. Overall it is a good watch that will keep you on the edge of the seat for the most part of the movie

Category Grade
Nudity/Sex A
Violence C+
Languauge B-
Entertaiment Value B+

Prince Caspian

johnnybandit — Mon, 19 May 2008 00:26:03 +0000

This a whimsically fantastic movie. I personally love C.S Lewis works and this movie stays very true to the source. I highly suggest this movie. Needless to say this movie does not have any of the typical Hollywood void filler:

Categories Grade

Language A+
Sex A+
Violence C
Child Friendly A

Overall movie rating A